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Orihime Inoue loved her part-time job. She always had an affinity for baking, and working at this bakery was probably the best thing that has happened to her in a long time. Fighting Hollows, helping Ichigo, and being a select handful of humans that knew the true secrets of the afterlife (and how weirdly classist it is) was fun and all. But few things gave the buxom high school senior more joy, than taking in the smell of freshly baked bread at the start of her shift. As well as have her carry that smell when selling that soft bread to customers, vendors, and of course, her friends—when there was any left. Since, even Orihime’s overly generous nature, didn’t stop her from sneaking a loaf or three every now and then—over the past year and a half. Inevitably leading her to lose the slender figure that most girls idolized her for. Her uniforms grew tighter, her bras snugger, and the struggle to slide behind her desk became a bigger hassle with each passing month.

“Basschin!” the name was a curse on my lips. Chaos ensued upon the beach, with every girl hoisting their stuffed selves into action. I could see little more than their feet stomping their way through the sand towards me, for the albino crab had latched itself to my face! “Off!” I cried as I stumbled to my feet. “Off, damn you! Fucking… Aniya! Basschin! Someone get this thing off me!” To ask anyone for help was not a thing I did lightly, but this was a perilous situation with weighty consequences. The albino crab had latched its six legs around my head, its bleached, bone-like underbelly pressed tightly against my nose. Even now, I was pulling madly at the beastly thing, gaining confidence that I could pull it off, only to feel sharp pains at the roots of my hair. The crab’s coconut-cracking pincers had clamped onto my hair! “Ahh, fuck!” I stamped my foot with rage. “Stay back! All of you stay back!”